ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

A Cup of Tea

One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift,and it was one of my favorite toys.

 Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a
 little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Gramma came
home. My Grampa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

Gramma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for
Grampa, and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a gramma would know),
"'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"